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Good Dick Candle, Dirty Gift for Spouses on Anniversaries, Holidays, Etc.
Good Dick Candle, Dirty Gift for Spouses on Anniversaries, Holidays, Etc.
All items are made to order, as such we cannot offer returns, refunds or exchagnes.
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Everybody loves a sex candle around here. These cool candles are a quick and easy way to spice up your sex life and signal that you're in the mood—a great sexy gift for him, or a sexy gift for her! (Just think of them as sex tokens.) They make a great addition to your routine sex games and after enough use when you or your partner smell this scent, you'll be off to the races. They're also a huge hit as a Valentine candle gift and can often inspire a chuckle more than your average funny sexual gifts. On that note, it's worth mentioning that they work nicely as a dirty gag gift, if you're looking to lighten the mood during the holidays, for birthdays, or any other time. If you're looking for a gay boyfriend gift and want to sport your pride, there's also a rainbow label for same-sex couples of all kinds!
The sex game is simple: see the wick lit, and follow the instructions. In this case, they read: "When lit, please deliver good dick to bedroom as soon as possible." (Need we elaborate more?)
- Due to the nature of this product and that it's made to order, we cannot accept returns or issue refunds on any of our themed sex gifts
- One size (3″ × 5") (7.6cm × 12.7cm)
- 100% natural soy wax blend
- 100% cotton wick
- Average burn time: 70-80 hours
- Permanent adhesive label
- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts
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